{"product_id":"essential-heavyweight-crewneck-sweatshirt-7","title":"The Moon Made Me Do It (Cat) – Essential Heavyweight Crewneck","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo witnesses.\u003cbr\u003eStill no regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis essential heavyweight crewneck is for late nights, early mornings, and plausible deniability. Warm, durable, and forgiving — ideal for existing comfortably with questionable influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlame the moon.\u003cbr\u003eBlame the cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial:\u003cbr\u003eA heavyweight cotton–poly blend with added stretch (400 g\/m² \/ 11.8 oz), designed for warmth, comfort, and everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFit \u0026amp; feel:\u003cbr\u003eUnisex fit.\u003cbr\u003eLoose, regular cut with drop shoulders.\u003cbr\u003eModerate fabric thickness.\u003cbr\u003eLong sleeve, round neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare:\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle).\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach.\u003cbr\u003eTumble dry low.\u003cbr\u003eIron at low temperature, avoiding the print.\u003cbr\u003eDo not dry clean — lunar interference detected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNotes:\u003cbr\u003eMinor batch variations may occur. 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