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Proper weight, soft from the start, and built to hold its shape without feeling stiff.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eFit \u0026amp; feel:\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eUnisex fit.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eLoose oversized cut.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eDrop shoulders.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eGarment-washed for a softer, lived-in feel.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eModerate thickness.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eHooded with front pocket.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eLong sleeve.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eCare:\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eMachine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle).\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eTumble dry low.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eIron at low temperature, avoiding the print.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eDo not dry clean — supervision required.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eNotes:\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eMinor batch differences may occur. 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