You didn’t sign up for this.

But here you are.

Familiars Anonymous is for those whose lives are quietly governed by creatures with opinions. This oversized long sleeve offers a relaxed fit with a washed, worn-in feel — comfortable enough for all-day wear and inevitable interruptions.

Soft, forgiving, and familiar-approved.

Material:

100% cotton, midweight (250 g/m²). Breathable with a gentle stretch for ease of movement.

Care:

Wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle.  

No bleach.  

Tumble dry low.  

Iron low, avoiding the print.  

Do not dry clean — supervision required.

Notes:

Acid wash garments may vary slightly between batches. Much like familiars, consistency is aspirational.

	S		M		L		XL		2XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Sleeve Length	24.0	61	24.4	62	24.8	63	25.2	64	25.6	65
Length	28.3	72	29.1	74	29.9	76	30.7	78	31.5	80
Shoulder	22.8	58	23.4	59.5	24.0	61	24.6	62.5	25.2	64
Bust	22.4	57	23.2	59	24.0	61	24.8	63	25.6	65

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