You didn’t choose this life.

It chose you. And now it sheds.

Familiars Anonymous is for those living under the rule of emotional support creatures with opinions. This asymmetric tee adds a slightly rebellious edge to dry humour and quiet solidarity — relaxed, comfortable, and unapologetically familiar-led.

Loose-fitting and easy to wear, with just enough attitude to feel intentional.

Material:

100% cotton, midweight (230 g/m²). Breathable, soft, and designed for everyday comfort.

Care:

Machine wash at 30°C, gentle cycle.  

No bleach.  

Tumble dry low.  

Iron low, avoiding the print.  

Do not dry clean — your familiar disapproves.

Notes:

Slight batch variations may occur due to fabric and dye differences. We work hard to keep things consistent, but perfection is a red flag anyway.

	S		M		L		XL		2XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	22.8	58	23.6	60	24.4	62	25.2	64	26.0	66
Length	20.7	52.5	21.3	54	22.2	56.5	22.4	57	23.0	58.5
Shoulder	21.3	54	21.9	55.5	22.4	57	23.0	58.5	23.6	60
Sleeve length	10.0	25.5	10.2	26	10.4	26.5	10.6	27	10.8	27.5

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