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Broom Mates – Essential Heavyweight Crewneck
Broom Mates – Essential Heavyweight Crewneck
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Some messes require commitment.
Broom Mates is for shared responsibility, questionable decisions, and finishing what you started. This essential heavyweight crewneck is loose, durable, and quietly reliable — built for the long haul rather than the quick fix.
Structured enough to hold its shape. Comfortable enough to live in.
Because chaos doesn’t clock off early.
Material:
A heavyweight cotton–poly blend with added stretch (400 g/m² / 11.8 oz), combining warmth, durability, and flexibility for everyday wear.
Fit & feel:
Unisex fit.
Loose, regular cut with drop shoulders.
Moderate fabric thickness.
Long sleeve, round neck.
Care:
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle).
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry low.
Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print.
Do not dry clean — delegation is still not an option.
Notes:
Minor batch differences may occur due to variations in fabric, dye, and processing. Shared responsibility remains unchanged.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 21.3 | 54 | 22.0 | 56 | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 | 25.2 | 64 |
| Length | 27.2 | 69 | 28.0 | 71 | 28.7 | 73 | 29.5 | 75 | 30.3 | 77 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 20.8 | 52.9 | 21.5 | 54.7 | 22.2 | 56.5 | 23.0 | 58.3 | 23.7 | 60.1 | 24.4 | 61.9 |
| Sleeve length | 21.8 | 55.4 | 22.1 | 56.2 | 22.4 | 57 | 22.8 | 57.8 | 23.1 | 58.6 | 23.4 | 59.4 |
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