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Safe Hex – Essential Heavyweight Crewneck

Safe Hex – Essential Heavyweight Crewneck

Regular price £35.00 GBP
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Not every spell needs to be loud.

Safe Hex is quiet protection. The sort that doesn’t announce itself, but keeps the edges of the world where they belong. This heavyweight crewneck is built for calm confidence, solid warmth, and the kind of days where you’d rather keep things simple and well-warded.

Oversized without being sloppy, thick without feeling rigid, it’s the sort of sweatshirt that becomes a regular companion once the weather cools and the kettle goes on.

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Material:
A heavyweight cotton–poly blend with added stretch (400 g/m² / 11.8 oz), combining warmth, durability, and flexibility for everyday wear.

Fit & feel:
Unisex fit.
Loose, regular cut with drop shoulders.
Moderate fabric thickness.
Long sleeve, round neck.

Care:
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle).
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry low.
Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print.
Do not dry clean — delegation is still not an option.

Notes:
Minor batch differences may occur due to variations in fabric, dye, and processing. Shared responsibility remains unchanged.

Size Chart

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Chest 21.3  54  22.0  56  22.8  58  23.6  60  24.4  62  25.2  64 
Length 27.2  69  28.0  71  28.7  73  29.5  75  30.3  77  30.7  78 
Shoulder 20.8  52.9  21.5  54.7  22.2  56.5  23.0  58.3  23.7  60.1  24.4  61.9 
Sleeve length 21.8  55.4  22.1  56.2  22.4  57  22.8  57.8  23.1  58.6  23.4  59.4 
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