You don’t run the household.
You negotiate.

Familiars Anonymous is for those living under the quiet authority of something small, furry, and deeply unimpressed. This heavyweight crewneck offers warmth, structure, and the comfort of a garment that understands hierarchy.

Ideal for long days indoors, cooler evenings, and pretending you’re in charge.

Material:
A heavyweight cotton–poly blend with added stretch (400 g/m² / 11.8 oz), designed for durability, warmth, and everyday reliability.

Fit & feel:
Unisex fit.
Loose, regular cut with drop shoulders.
Moderate fabric thickness.
Long sleeve, round neck.

Care:
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle).
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry low.
Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print.
Do not dry clean — supervision required.

Notes:
Minor batch differences may occur due to fabric blending and dye processes. Consistency is still theoretical.