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Familiars Anonymous – Dark Witch Fleece Crewneck
Familiars Anonymous – Dark Witch Fleece Crewneck
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You don’t control the situation.
You adapt to it.
Familiars Anonymous is for those living under the quiet rule of something small, furry, and opinionated. This oversized fleece crewneck offers warmth, softness, and the emotional support of a garment that understands.
Ideal for long days indoors, cooler evenings, and pretending you’re in charge.
Material:
A heavyweight poly–cotton blend fleece (350 g/m²), designed for warmth, structure, and durability rather than natural fibres.
Care:
Wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle.
No bleach.
Tumble dry low.
Iron low, avoiding the print.
Do not dry clean — supervision required.
Notes:
Batch production may result in slight differences in colour or fabric feel. Consistency is theoretical.
Size Chart
| M | L | XL | 2XL | |||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 26.8 | 68 | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 |
| Length | 26.0 | 66 | 26.8 | 68 | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 |
| Shoulder | 26.4 | 67 | 27.2 | 69 | 28.0 | 71 | 28.7 | 73 |
| Sleeve length | 21.7 | 55 | 22.0 | 56 | 22.4 | 57 | 22.8 | 58 |
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