You don’t make the rules.
You adapt to them.
Familiars Anonymous is for those living under the quiet authority of something small, furry, and deeply opinionated. This hoodie offers warmth, structure, and the comfort of knowing you’re not actually in charge.
Oversized, practical, and emotionally supportive.
Material:
100% cotton (340 g/m²). Proper weight, soft from the start, and built to hold its shape without feeling stiff.
Fit & feel:
Unisex fit.
Loose oversized cut.
Drop shoulders.
Garment-washed for a softer, lived-in feel.
Moderate thickness.
Hooded with front pocket.
Long sleeve.
Care:
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle).
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry low.
Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print.
Do not dry clean — supervision required.
Notes:
Minor batch differences may occur. The familiars refuse standardisation.
Size Chart
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
|
cm |
cm |
cm |
cm |
cm |
| Chest |
59.5 |
61.5 |
64 |
66.5 |
69 |
| Length |
70 |
72 |
74 |
76 |
78 |
| Shoulder |
56.2 |
57.7 |
59.5 |
61.3 |
63.1 |
| Sleeve length |
57.9 |
58.4 |
59 |
59.6 |
60.2 |
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