No witnesses.

Still no regrets.

This hoodie is for late nights, early mornings, and plausible deniability. Warm, structured, and forgiving — ideal for coexisting with questionable influences.

Blame the moon.

Blame the cat.

Material:

100% cotton (340 g/m²). Proper weight, soft from the start, and built to hold its shape without feeling stiff.

Fit & feel:

Unisex fit.

Loose oversized cut.

Drop shoulders.

Garment-washed for a softer, lived-in feel.

Moderate thickness.

Hooded with front pocket.

Long sleeve.

Care:

Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle).

Do not bleach.

Tumble dry low.

Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print.

Do not dry clean — lunar interference detected.

Notes:

Minor batch differences may occur. Cats remain unaccountable.

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