Familiars Anonymous – Dark Witchy Plain Tee

Hello. My name is you.

And yes, your familiar *is* the problem.

Familiars Anonymous is a quiet nod to emotional support creatures, chaotic animal companions, and the unspoken understanding that your life is now run by something with fur. Dry humour, dark comfort, and zero judgement.

Printed on a reliable cotton tee that works just as well for leaving the house as it does for not doing that at all.

Material:

100% cotton with a reassuring weight (230 g/m²). Breathable, durable, and built for daily wear.

Care:

Machine wash at 30°C, gentle cycle.  

No bleach.  

Tumble dry low.  

Iron low, avoiding the print.  

Do not dry clean — your familiar wouldn’t approve.

Notes:

Minor batch variations can occur due to fabric and dye differences during production. We keep things as consistent as possible, but perfection is overrated and frankly suspicious.

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	18.5	47	19.7	50	20.9	53	22.0	56	23.2	59	24.4	62
Length	25.6	65	26.8	68	28.0	71	29.1	74	30.3	77	31.5	80
Shoulder	17.3	44	18.5	47	19.7	50	20.9	53	22.0	56	23.2	59
Sleeve length	7.5	19	7.9	20	8.3	21	8.7	22	9.1	23	9.4	24

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