No further questions.

The moon is responsible.

This one’s for nocturnal behaviour, bad choices made after sunset, and cats who are absolutely innocent despite overwhelming evidence. Dry humour, lunar blame, and quiet solidarity with night creatures everywhere.

Material:

100% cotton, midweight (230 g/m²). Comfortable, breathable, and suitable for long nights and longer naps.

Care:

Wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle.  

Do not bleach.  

Tumble dry low.  

Iron low, avoiding the print.  

Do not dry clean — the moon hates that.

Notes:

Batch variations may occur due to production processes. These differences are minimal and expected, much like a cat doing something weird and pretending it didn’t.

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	18.5	47	19.7	50	20.9	53	22.0	56	23.2	59	24.4	62
Length	25.6	65	26.8	68	28.0	71	29.1	74	30.3	77	31.5	80
Shoulder	17.3	44	18.5	47	19.7	50	20.9	53	22.0	56	23.2	59
Sleeve length	7.5	19	7.9	20	8.3	21	8.7	22	9.1	23	9.4	24

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